Spice Rack Essential 2- Squirt Guns

Yes, you read that right.  Squirt Guns!  And, not those little dinky finger trigger kind either!  We're talking the mother of all marital squirtware....the mega dose arsenal with pumping action!

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The SUPER SOAKER!!!!

A must have in your LOVE Cave's spice rack.
No married couple should be without them, unless you live in a constant state of freezing temperatures, then, I would suggest, a snow ball fight.
We recommend these because they hold a ton of water, and you get a long stream and not little squirts.
I like to hold one of these babies in one hand, and a little one in the other.
That way I can hit those small body parts when she's not looking.

Have you ever had one of those days with your spouse, you know which ones we're talking about..where you just.....want.....to......uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!??????

ONE OF "THOSE" DAYS. Where you are getting on each others last nerve??

Yes, Chip and Cherry have those days. Sometimes more often then we'd like. We have idiosyncrasies and habits that just.don't.die.
But, we are forever determined and commited to make our marriage forever, so we devise plans and unconventional strategies that are not found in any psychology today class.

So,we are here to share with you ONE way to get out some of that frustration, at the same time, help heal and reconcile your hearts through play and laughter.

"A couple that PLAYS together, STAYS together."

"But, shouldn't we just pray?" some might ask.
Sure. You should always pray.
But, no amount of prayer, will just magically help you in these situations.  Yes, you might stay more calm, mask your feelings by saying you're peaceful, be convicted to see your own error in the situation etc. etc. etc.
But, lets get real here.  God wants us to use our brains, and emotions to figure out HOW to get along.
Then, we have to take action.

Squirt gun water fights are just the action remedy you need to maintain your sanity and love for one another all at the same time!

So, I'll make a list here with some tips to make it go more smoothly:

{Again, The Pepper's are not responsible for any injury incurred while ambushing, squirting or attacking one another with stinging water.}

*make sure wife did NOT just get her hair done. {wait at least 2 days}
*make sure she's wearing a white T-shirt {can't hurt to ask or dream}
*make sure you showed her the guns and have given her fair warning {for another day}
*make sure the kids have their own {once they see these mega bomb beauties, they will never go back}
*devise a way for an ambush {bushes, corners, fence, when she pulls into garage}
*clear a path around the house or in the backyard for hiding spots {and to lessen the tripping factor}
*if neighbors come out, squirt them too before they call 911 {cuz she WILL be screaming}
*when you both are soaked and laughing, kiss passionately for 5 minutes {in front of whoever}
*look at each other with your EYES for the rest of the day, knowing the fun you just had{she's simmering}
*attack her with your passionate love later {use coconut oil of course}
*don't forget to say sorry for being that "butt head /beaotch" earlier {this will make if all better}

Now, you might have to prime one another a little, depending on the temperament of your spouse.  I am focusing on the wives here, just because, well, they seem to have the most problem with getting wet without warning. Us guys love fighting/hunting sports, so we wouldn't care much at all.
As a matter of fact wives, if you do this without telling your husband, it will be a HUGE plus for you!!!
{BIG TURN ON for him} Seriously.

This will help you bond, laugh, get exercise and just forget about why you were annoying each-other in the first place.

Have FUN Spicy friends!

CHIP